April242014
sebsonandfriends:

dichotomized:

A list of reasons for admission into the Trans-Allegheny Lunatic Asylum from the late 1800s.

There are SO many of these I want to comment on..
Female and imaginary female diseases?!
Also, you get condemned for masturbating but also for suppression of masturbation.. there must be a really specific correct amount.. I’m not even gonna consider what deranged masturbation means..
How many of these apply to you?

sebsonandfriends:

dichotomized:

A list of reasons for admission into the Trans-Allegheny Lunatic Asylum from the late 1800s.

There are SO many of these I want to comment on..

Female and imaginary female diseases?!

Also, you get condemned for masturbating but also for suppression of masturbation.. there must be a really specific correct amount.. I’m not even gonna consider what deranged masturbation means..

How many of these apply to you?

6AM

maquisleader:

It’s a million laughs around the Science Bros

(via laughingstation)

1AM

missscarlett90:

The Dudesons and Kimi in 2011

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April232014
rarararaikkonen:

The tumblr app may be confused but it’s still a puppy 

Close enough

rarararaikkonen:

The tumblr app may be confused but it’s still a puppy

Close enough

2PM
1PM

askboggle:

egberts:

do you ever walk to the beat of your music in public and you think you look really cool but you probably just look like a dumbass

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1PM

f1nnick:

gagallifrey:

katyhudsson:

mermaidhotel:

undeadthug:

secret-deluxe:

me:

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11AM

sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other
I’m so done with my life

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10AM

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5AM
  1. You are stronger than you realise.
  2. You are crueller than you realise.
  3. The smallest words will break your heart.
  4. You will change. You’re not the same person you were three years ago. You’re not even the same person you were three minutes ago and that’s okay. Especially if you don’t like the person you were three minutes ago.
  5. People come and go. Some are cigarette breaks, others are forest fires.
  6. You won’t like your name until you hear someone say it in their sleep.
  7. You’ll forget your email password but ten years from now you’ll still remember the number of steps up to his flat.
  8. You don’t have to open the curtains if you don’t want to.
  9. Never stop yourself texting someone. If you love them at 4 a.m., tell them. If you still love them at 9.30 a.m., tell them again.
  10. Make sure you have a safe place. Whether it’s the kitchen floor or the Travel section of a bookshop, just make sure you have a safe place.
  11. You will be scared of all kinds of things, of spiders and clowns and eating alone, but your biggest fear will be that people will see you the way you see yourself.
  12. Sometimes, looking at someone will be like looking into the sun. Sometimes someone will look at you like you are the sun. Wait for it.
  13. You will learn how to sleep alone, how to avoid the cold corners but still fill a bed.
  14. Always be friends with the broken people. They know how to survive.
  15. You can love someone and hate them, all at once. You can miss them so much you ache but still ignore your phone when they call.
  16. You are good at something, whether it’s making someone laugh or remembering their birthday. Don’t ever let anyone tell you that these things don’t matter.
  17. You will always be hungry for love. Always. Even when someone is asleep next to you you’ll envy the pillow touching their cheek and the sheet hiding their skin.
  18. Loneliness is nothing to do with how many people are around you but how many of them understand you.
  19. People say I love you all the time. Even when they say, ‘Why didn’t you call me back?’ or ‘He’s an asshole.’ Make sure you’re listening.
  20. You will be okay.
  21. You will be okay.
21 things my father never told me  (via forlornes)

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